keiser
10-27-2005, 03:06 PM
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series
of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was just another, and stayed put. He
suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring
down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his
laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s*hit out of a ghost!"
Happy Halloween!
of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was just another, and stayed put. He
suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his
ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring
down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his
laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s*hit out of a ghost!"
Happy Halloween!